scout we go to new zealand RIGHT NOW
This is totally what’s going to happen in the next issue.
The Team Fortress 2 wiki described how to get the new promotional Spy cosmetic. It’s exactly like how you would get a balloonicorn. The link provided on the wiki is selling real-life plushy Spycrabs for $20. You are then rewarded for your purchase with an additional in-game genuine Spy cosmetic that goes on your Spy’s shoulder, (most likely when you enter a promo code you receive with the real-life plush). The Spycrab comes in red or blue (depending on what team you are on) as a default. However, its body can be painted. You can officially adopt a spycrab now. ♥
This is glorious.
Actually, that’s incorrect.
It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.
We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.
That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds.
For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169!
You did not read my argument!
Does it say you want my calculator?
Lil scout and spy
God i love that weird somekinda father-son relationship
Don’t care if they’re not real family
레알 부자관계든 아니든 둘이 묘한 아빠-아들 관계인게 좋음
색칠을 이상한 방식으로 시도해 봤는데… 응… 다신 안할래